If we had to select a band as “Least Likely to Get Asked to Play Noise Pop 2009,” we thought Kowloon Walled City would have been a lock. But apparently the Metal Gods have a fucked-up sense of humor.

So, yeah. We’re opening for Goblin Cock, Mt. St. Helen’s Vietnam Band, and Warship. Gig is Thursday Feb. 26 at Rickshaw Stop, and it should be epic. Come early if you actually want to get in and not have to navigate through the crowd of out-of-town hipster record label douchebags to get to the bar.

Noise!